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Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
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PARKS AND RECREATION (Season 2, Episode 14)
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If Shakespeare was LIBERAL
King QUEER
HE/HIMlet
MASCbeth
The Merchant of FEMINIST
STEALTH Night
WOKEthello
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4ek4:
IM SCREAMIKNDFISDNFJSDBF
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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we need to make fun of people who eat at chick-fil-a. if you eat at chick-fil-a you are directly funding police militarization and are intentionally anti-lgbt at best. it should not be socially acceptable to eat at chick-fil-a. it costs zero dollars not to eat at chick-fil-a. if you eat at chick-fil-a you are a spineless dweeb and stand for nothing. internalize that.
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why is it always speak now or rep? why not speak now and rep? they are hugging. they are holding hands. but historians will say they were just friends.
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cis people are scared of trannies because we walk right through walls that are solid to them. like ghosts
this reads like a shitpost but i mean it sincerely
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ok since i don’t think i’ve seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.
IT JUST HAPPENS
- DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
- Thursday the 20th
- The Fifth of Wednesday
- Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
- Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
- Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
- Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem…
- Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
- Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
- Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
- Every Saturday: Don’t @ Me, I’m Chilling/Caturday
- Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
- January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
- January 29: Threshold Day
- All of February: Funguary
- February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
- March 9: Miku Day
- March 10: Mario Day
- March 14: Pi Day
- March 15: Ides of March
- March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
- April 1: Mishapocalypse
- April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
- April 3: Dannypocalypse
- April 8: Rex Manning Day
- ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
- April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
- ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
- April 20: haha 420 blaze it
- April 25: The Perfect Date
- April 28: Ed Balls Day
- April 30: It’s Gonna Be May
- All of May: Mermay
- May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
- May 4: May the 4th Be With You
- May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
- May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
- All of June: Pride Month
- ALSO All of June: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
- June 5: Barricade Day
- June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
- July 20: Moon Landing
- September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
- September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
- All of October: SKELETON WAR
- ALSO All of October: Inktober
- October 3: Mean Girls Day
- ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
- October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
- October 31: HALLOWEEN
- November 5: honestly what didn’t happen that day
- November 19: Goncharov
- All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
- December 10: Please, It’s Christmas
- December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS
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when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
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richardjager-deactivated2023072:
So, here are just a few the things that have happened this week so far
- Orcas are attacking yachts off the coast of Spain.
- Approximately 600 refugees drown in a maritime disaster off the coast of Greece. Grecian Coast Guard observes the carnage without intervening.
- Billionaires undergo journey to the Titanic in DIY death trap built in the backyard of a guy who reads Ayn Rand unironically. Everyone on board dies when the “submersible” suffers a catastrophic implosion.
- The UPS Teamsters Union has voted to go on strike, demanding, among other things, AC in their trucks. Something I’m sure you thought they already had. Because why don’t they? UPS is one of the largest private postage companies in the United States, and if the strike proceeds long enough, it will undoubtedly be broken up by the Biden Administration, much like the potential railway strike last December.
- The trial date of former US President Donald Trump is set for August. This is the trial for the nuclear docs he was storing in his shower in Florida, not the shady business practices he held in New York or the election fraud he is currently being investigated for in Georgia.
- Hunter Biden, son of current US President Joe Biden, has plead guilty to tax crimes and the illegal possession of a firearm. Opponents of the administration are displeased because Hunter was not charged with what they feel is his most serious offense, being Joe Biden’s son.
- Violence has once again broken out in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, as Israeli settlers and the IDF continue to encroach and commit atrocities further and further into Palestinian territory.
- SCOTUS delivers a highly unexpected ruling on how the Biden Administration has handled immigration, allowing it to proceed with its current plans. This is one in a serious of surprisingly progressive decisions by the court. Given the far right leanings of the court, many suspect this is simply SCOTUS setting up to cushion the blow of their inevitable strike down of a student loan forgiveness program. A decision that will likely be just as unpopular as the strike down of Roe v Wade, given the millions of US citizens relying on said debt forgiveness.
- Speaking of which, this week is the one year anniversary of SCOTUS striking down the court’s previous decision on Roe v Wade, robbing women across the US of the right to an abortion.
- Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk set up a cage fight.
- A massive gas explosion rocks central Paris, injuring dozens of people.
- Logitech suffers an immense blow to its stock prices as a result of their involvement in the Titan Comedy. Conversely, independent video game Iron Lung sees its downloads shoot through the roof.
- The Wagner Group, a Russian PCM with numerous neo-nazi affiliations, launches and then abandons a coup against Russian High Command in a period of less than 36 hours.
Can someone PLEASE explain to me just what the fuck is going on here?
